I told him he was nuts and to stay away from me. As soon as we had dried ourselves she produced a bottle of cologne and some matching perfumed talc and applied them liberally to both of us. He was convinced that complete strangers were laughing at him. I needn t have worried because they waved us around the detectors and a security officer said we would have to be hand searched. My daughter started to squirm a little and I heard her moan.